In London just this week x

A case of path dependence: shaped by many steps, though the first is hard to name.

From a North American ski town to Asian megacities, from Renaissance streets to sun-soaked shorelines, I now spend most mornings surfing – thank you, Australia.

Four continents and two Master’s degrees later, I’ve accepted that being chronically overgoalic has only intensified my craving for novelty. An appetite for challenging my own discomfort with the unknown keeps leading me to new destinations and new levels of perversion. Confirmation, really, of how much I love this.

Fiercely independent and fatally curious, I design my life with precision. Somewhere along the way, I ascended to the rare dual status of professional bullshitter and property investor.

I’m drawn to those who treat intellect as an aphrodisiac and humour as a shared language.

So: let’s deep-dive into the biological bases of behaviour, flirt shamelessly, and feed my hyperfixations with the seriousness of a scholar, ideally over dessert.

Because connection – when it’s sincere – is always worth chasing.