INCALL IS BACK in a 4-star hotel in TECOM, DXB. But give me an EARLY NOTICE so I can plan my day and the next day and prepare myself for you because I could be starting to sleep by 7pm or just woke up. So DM a day before.

I mentioned in the previous ad, I want to meet people with whom I connect with and people come back to me because of that... Now, screw that! Oh, yes, 100%

Well, "that previous ad" was old, was made a year ago, so I aged, I changed... I bitched

I decided to turn that down and start from scratch using my own tiny brain

And this "new ad" now is 0% AI. Yep, I used AI with that, edited a bit but still, it cringes me every time I read the whole thing because it wasn't my authentic voice, it was too nice. I'm not less bitchy in person 😄

BACK TO THIS AD:

Whoever you are, we can fck and have fun even WITHOUT CONNECTION...

Even without you liking me or the way I made this profile, because a lot of you take my number without reading anyway, so why bother building connection, eh?

Unless...

You're an Egyptian or... a Brit. Ooopsy! That just slipped. But, oh, how satisfying!

Why is that? Based on my poor judgement (poor just to satisfy you), I had enough of meeting them or even interacting with them via chats. Brits seem just want to... bring the worst in me

So I better avoid them because I can't control the bitch in me, I can be nasty towards them until I block them, so yes, that's the fight I better run away from

So if you're one of them, Brits or Egyptians, just do me a favor, don't get my number, don't interact with me at all. Thank you

And, yes, I can meet you even if you're from "- tan countries" like Afghanistan or Pakistan... as long as you can read my Linktree linked google documents or DM me to get more details (which also leads you to read them but then via WhatsApp)😉

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The rates, etc, are on the linktree above or via WhatsApp

Either of the two you can choose based on your needs and preference

Some people started to call me professional because of that info/details I send them. And some just don't reply anymore after getting those writings. Because they get intimidated for sure. Those could be a lot, and can feel threatening for people who are used to meeting girls without making them read like I do

Because they say "I just want to fck you, why all the drama?" Etc, etc. I get them and it's alright

Now, after writing this profile as this one, I'm hoping I'll get less inquiries and DMs from now on

Btw, what's my selling point? Let me do that here at the bottom part before I end this ad 😄

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Hey, handsome. Tiny girl here at your service. You can call me Lynn and I'm from the PHL, like a real Filipina and a 100% female born. If you're in doubt, see how intimidating my personality is from this ad, and on my images here -- it's how you'd know I'm a woman and I'm a Filipina because I don't want to persuade you I am one. I don't need to lie or sit down and wait for messages 24 hours for 7 days. I DON'T say "yes" to everyone, I might even say NO TO YOU 95%. That's how you'd know

Some people say they like my slow, wet BJ. It feels like a relaxing massage, they can just lie down and close their eyes calmly... or look at my naughty eyes while giving them a blow until they cum in my mouth!

So whether you like it slow and long until you cum or you want it fast and rough with my teeth on it, we're in the groove.

Whether you want my BJ less and more of sex, we do that too!

You want more talk during the session or you want more shots, you have it. Because I charge hourly, not per shots!

Btw, I don't start the time when you enter my apartment hotel room, but when we actually get naked and start. As long as we don't use a lot of extra time this time (long unpaid time like I used to do previously as part of the connection thingy), then we're ok. 30mins extra talk before/and or after the deed, then you're not charged for it so don't worry too much

HEADS UP:

I won't offer incalls for long like I did in 2023 (11 months incall), I just started in July again, but I might need only max of 2-3 months), then I'll start pure OUTCALL while in TECOM

When I finally do that...
I'll start giving 200 AED off for clients who would book a room in the same hotel I'll be in since I'll eventually change apartment soon, still in TECOM though

So, if you're still on the fence waiting for rate drops, nope, it won't happen. It can only go up...

I'm telling you without a bit of hype, now is the time, while I still offer INCALL to meet me

I'll be having a vacation to my country by Dec or January, and before that happens, I'll remove incall completely (unless we met twice, or even once as long as you weren't an asshole before)

So meeting new people will be the goal after that period, and meeting them in either fun or extreme filtered way

I'd be choosy by that time... That's no joke. 😄

So before I become that, hit me up... where the basis of this meetup for now is your ability and patience to read and you not bargaining at my already low rates

"Why all this drama?" Somebody asked me, well, not only one asked me that

It's mostly because I'm finding ways to retire. And now I got it, I'm almost there. Kissing this industry goodbye. But before that, I want the person in me to be proud of me... while I'm still here. Because I tried retiring more than once and did it abruptly, it didn't work

I realized I have to form this satisfying relationship between the self who's heading towards the other direction and the self who's going to be left behind. Just because both of them are an important part of me right now and what's about to come 😄

So, now DM me on Whatsapp or check the Linktree above so see almost everything I'm sending via WhatsApp too (of course, there's still more for you on Whatsapp)

Your tiny Filipina bitch,
Lynn
(Telegram @tinygirlph)

P.S.

For those people who ask:

"Can I see a pic of you?"

Here's for you... No, nothing, nada! I'm discreet so no images to send you. I have my private channel on the Telegram app so you'll get to know me more. I'm not on X!

If you'd say, you got no Telegram and you don't download that for me then don't. Don't take my number thinking I'll send you my images either. Because you're not special, we're BOTH NOT 😄

A ton of profiles here with their selfies so skip my profile and don't complain to me I don't have a single face photo! Skip! Skip! Skip!

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I keep things straightforward, no sugarcoat... so DM or check my LINKTREE if you’re still interested because MR profile has limit on characters, I can't write everything here

For INTERCITY TRIPS and Dos and Don'ts, again, DM ME for the full rates and details, or just check the website link above

BTW, READING IS A MUST TO MEET ME. Otherwise, don't bother your ass 😄